Wednesday, November 23, 2011

This is how exciting work was today

It was pretty dead today.  Duh.  It's the day before Thanksgiving.  No one's buying cars today.   Everyone is at the supermarket buying last minute items for the big day.  I know.  I was there.  I went after work because I'm making a fruit salad and I wanted to get the perishable items right before hand so they wouldn't go bad.  It actually wasn't too horrible since I only had a handful of things to get.  Alison waited with the cart at the end of the aisle and I dashed in and grabbed what we needed.  It's all about strategy. 

As you can see from the picture above, work bought pizza and essentially ruined Thanksgiving for me.  Here's how:

I'm going to my sister, Kate's, house where they do the whole turkey spread and it's delicious and I've been dreaming about it since last Thanksgiving.

Then this morning I went and grabbed Starbucks before work because it's delicious and I was hungry I got very full from it.  I get to work and a guy bought donuts for everyone.  There were a ton of them but they go quick and I thought I would grab one and save it for later.  But it sat next to me at the computer and talked to me and I ate it.  Then, like an hour later, work bought pizza.  I did the same thing.  Grabbed a couple slices to save for when I was hungrier, but I couldn't let them get cold.  I'd have to walk all the way upstairs to warm them back up.

Do you see the pattern?  Don't put food next to me.  I have no willpower.   I'm still stuffed.  I don't know if I'll make it through tomorrow.  I'll probably still be full, but I won't be able to resist the delicious spread.  This is how stomachs explode.

Thanks a lot, work.  Thanks for forcing me to eat free food.  Jerks.

Oh, and have a wonderful Turkey Day tomorrow.  

1 comment:

KateBryan said...

I don't know if you meant it this way..but the pizza is actually trying to eat the pepperoni..The bite out of it is the mouth and there is a perfect little bump for the nose and mark for the eye :D

Oh and my word verification code to post this is Prebob...Yes, I am prebob..would you pass the prebob please?..Sorry I'm prebob so I can't go..Lol ok I'm done.